DON'T GET MAD, GET MASSAGE.
FEELING EXHAUSTED? MOODY? A BIT SORE?
A GOOD MASSAGE MIGHT JUST BE THE SOLUTION FOR YOU.
GET THERAPEUTIC TOUCH.
Thank you for being here. I respect your time so I'll be brief:
Tired of being so tired all the time?
Let us help.
massage therapy blocks stress (Cortisol) and unleashes actual joy and emotional well-being (Serotonin + Dopamine)
massage therapy brings damaged, tense muscles the oxygen rich blood they need to heal
massage therapy improves cognitive function
massage therapy aids restorative sleep.
gain more clarity and energy.
"In case nobody told you today, You're special"
In this house, everything Lizzo says is the Holy word.
Here, you're treated with love and respect, no matter your background or identity.
This massage practice wishes to empower beauty, strength, and resilience in all bodies, shapes, and sizes.
“Excellent essential oil with herbal poultice massage. Yentl is a professional genius. Punctual, reasonable and wonderful”
~ Gillian M
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